The Prettiest Positions

Those three magical words “make it clap,” are sure as hell not referring to thighs, so why get caught up in a sex position that does just that?


When women are having sex they’re not only concerned about it feeling good and being a good sexual partner but we’re also concerned about looking good. Yes, we even wanna look good during sex, why not? Like when a guy is on top of you with your legs wrapped around his head and he’s pushing down on you to the point that your stomach is curled up into a fat ball. At that point there is no use sucking it in, what’s done is done. During the rest of the session all I can think about is when I’m gonna work out next and I punish myself for the most fattening thing I ate last.

We’re not insecure we’re just more aware than men, they couldn’t care less what they look like during sex as long as they’re about to “arrive.” For me it’s important to look amazing, it makes me feel more confident and makes me a much better lover. Just like when you’ve gone for a fresh wax, you can be opened up in any way possible and still feel fully fabulous.

So ladies if you wanna look fabulous while f…… know, then practice these positions and try these tips.

1) GO ON TOP & RIDE AWAY. This will keep you in control (no stomach smushing) and allow you to keep your abs kinda flexed. You can also play with your hair a little or stick a finger in your mouth. Either way you’re gonna look AMAZE!

2) GET IT FROM THE BACK. Duh! This hides anything you want it to, unless you’re not totally comfortable with your hello kitty in which case I must inform you that it will be the star of the show. For some reason, this position makes you look like you have a teeny waist and huge behind (both good). You can put your hair to one side as you glance back at your man every once in a while and have him grab on to your bubbly bits.

3) FACE TO FACE. I like eye contact (obvs not if he’s ugly) and this position is steamy hot! This is definitely an intimate position, bodies against one another and full on eye contact so try this with someone you actually like/love. Obviously you’re gonna look amazing doing this one because he’ll be looking at your gorgeous face..hello?!

4) STAND UP & HAVE HIM BEHIND YOU. You will be standing so there will be no stomach wrinkles and layers to take away from your beauty. You can wrap your arms around his head and turn back and kiss him every once in a while. Let him see you in all your glory.

I know no matter what position we’re gonna look fabulous and amazing but if we can save ourselves a few rolls or thigh claps then why not?


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  5 comments for “The Prettiest Positions

  1. Fariba
    December 10, 2012 at 5:07 pm

    Mahan is our break time and Beatrix and I are laughing so much and loud that my boss yelling that you’re having too much fun….hopefully he won’t fire us, but if he did, it worth it. I didn’t smile all day today, until now. Much Love

  2. Sarah Viktoria
    January 16, 2013 at 10:26 pm

    Love it!! All the info is so true–and anyone who says they don’t care how they look during sex is either a liar or…..a straight man.

  3. Style and Sin
    January 17, 2013 at 1:30 pm

    Thank you :) Hahaha..that’s what I’m saying Sarah

  4. cl
    February 27, 2013 at 11:48 pm

    lmaoooo loving your blog!!
    read half the posts instead of studying for my midterms
    so funny and true

    keep it up!

  5. Style and Sin
    March 1, 2013 at 12:00 pm

    Aww thank you! So glad you’re enjoying it, I will get back to blogging lots soon so please come back and have a read :) Of course after studying that is ;)

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