Tag: girls

Mind your MANNERS..in the BEDROOM..Please&ThankYou.

Nothing deflates a PENIS and dries up a VAGINA faster than bad bedroom etiquette.   We all remember those childhood songs about manners, whether we learned them from Sesame Street or Barny. But no one ever sang us songs about bedroom etiquette and one day we woke up in bed questioning our bedroom manners or maybe you’re still oblivious? No…

Our biggest bedroom mistakes, According to REAL MEN

Do you ever wonder if you’re actually good (or great) in bed or whether you just think you are? While you’re wondering away let me set the record straight..I actually am, but lets get back to you. We all think we’re pretty seductive and know what we’re doing in bed (hopefully?) but I’M SURE we sometimes do things in bed…

Will he be a stallion or a turtle in the bedroom?

I’m seriously convinced that some women don’t know the difference between good sex and bad sex or maybe they’re just indifferent. Honestly though, there is nothing worse than adding another notch on your belt and feeling unsatisfied about it. In my eyes, no sex is better than terrible sex. That way at least I don’t feel like I’m wasting anything..like…

The ONE NIGHT STAND kit

Whether you have, haven’t or pretend that you didn’t is your business & not mine.

I know this may sound a little too legit, like, “Who’s having enough one night stands to create a kit?” Well maybe some girls really are but even if you’ve never had one you know what they say better safe than sorry (as in I’m sorry I’m not prepared so I’m gonna have to say NO to your hotness). Some people have survival kits and some people have one night stand kits, no judgements here.

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